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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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  humiliate her

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy

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  amen to that sister

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

  (679): View more from Michigan

  I wanted to be a dolphin.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"

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• (516): View more from New York

  He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.

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• (408): View more from California

  I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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  Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Me and I got head

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