Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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