Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.

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(530): View more from California

just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages

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(804): View more from Virginia

she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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(815): View more from Illinois

A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"

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(276): View more from Virginia

I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.

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