i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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