i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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