I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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