Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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