Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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