Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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