oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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