I want to stick my p in your. b.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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