im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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