I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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