She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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