PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil