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• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

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  Ur type is ready and willing

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• (850): View more from Florida

  TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

  (407): View more from Florida

  i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days

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• (914): View more from New York

  Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Your friend and I already don't get along

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't want my vagina anymore.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil

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