Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
porn star boner night. come get it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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