Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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