I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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