It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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