R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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