My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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