Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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