at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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