Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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