does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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