Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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