i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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