I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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