I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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