Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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