Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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