I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
third nipple confirmed
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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