i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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