no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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