I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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