He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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