Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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