I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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