If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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