So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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