And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Green mimosas i think yes
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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