The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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