take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
