12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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