I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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