He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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