Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
