dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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