I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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