If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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