after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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