This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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