Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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