is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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