The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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