HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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