If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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