I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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