I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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