they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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